See efter this moagur's aa pit by
n we're loused furranurra wee while,
moanan we'll hae a wee daunner ootbye
eh no? This bar's like a jile...
The Compleat Agnes
- Agnes on Burns, Agnes's thoughts on the National bard
- Agnes on Karaoke, Agnes and Ina enjoying a night out
- Agnes Describes, Agnes takes note of a stranger
- Agnes on Camra, Agnes doesn't care for pretentiousness
- Agnes on Decorum, Agnes defends President Clinton
- Agnes on Embro, Agnes contrasts Scotland's major cities
- Agnes on Independence, Agnes is short with the canvassers
- Agnes on Management, Agnes is unimpressed with her boss
- Agnes on Police, Agnes deprecates constabulary incompetence
- Agnes on Skivers, Agnes doubts her colleague's work ethic
- Agnes on Students, Agnes has no time for academics
- Agnes on Democracy, Agnes weighs up Bush vs Gore, USA 2000
- Agnes on Yuppies, Agnes and her guys in ties
- Agnes Sympathises, Agnes has a softer side
- Agnes Translates, Agnes's version of Ma Mignonne by Clement Marot
- Agnes Transmogged, Agnes indulges a flight of fancy