Agnes has no time for academics
Me read poetry? Gauny geeza brek pal? Ah'm no wan o yer peely wally wasters Ah've got work to dae, washin' oot the tumblers so's the likes o yous aye kin hae a fresh wan Hear thon, Maggie hen? Student wi a survey jist like whit's his name, Bamber aff the telly. s'me'n you's peyin' for them trachlin' roon the toon tae pester dacent folk gaun aboot their business. Glesca's stowed wi' them, every wan a bam-pot 'cept fur doctors, like, maybe they're a bit mair use than some o thae awffy-luikin' weirdos, ken, like Jessie's lass, her that dyed her heid blue.