Agnes looks back on a good night out.
Thon wiz a magic evenin aff - went intae Ingrams doon oan the squerr ken, whaur the gaffer's a right wee nyaff but the karaoke - aw it's rerr. We'd a coarner table, Ina an me an we wisny gauny sing at aa but efter a malibu or three weel ye canny help yersel. It's braw wi the flashy lights an the great big screen an aa the wurds gaun by like yon an big fat Tammy, ken wha ah mean wi the plukes, that does Roy Orbison tae a T, when he's hud a dacent bevvy. Ina wiz near tae havin a greet. Ah like the wan aboot drove ma chevvy an thon yin dancin in the street. So me an Ina gets up thegither the gaffer gies ye an extra mike. Done he ain't heavy he's mabrither. Gied it a load o welly like.