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Agnes on Yuppies

Agnes and the guys in ties

Agnes on Yuppies

See guys in ties? They piss me aff.
Come in here at five o'clock
's if they own the bar.

Hing aboot in threes and fowers,
shout the odds across the bar,
Goad's gift every wan.

Think because they've got a joab,
drive thur fancy motor cars,
sun shines oot thur erse.

Sammy therr's been in since two.
He'll be here at closin' time.
That lot's gone by six.

Glasgow's no' the place it wis
Poancy lagers. Huvnae learnt
how tae use a gless.

See when Sammy had a joab
when the yairds wis buildin' boats -
he'd have chucked them oot.

Sammy needs anither pint.
Get it for him, Maggie, hen.
Make the basturts wait.

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