Agnes's version of Ma Mignonne by Clement Marot
Ma Chookie jist luik at ye (sorry hullawrer) but bidin inside like a bloke in the chokey! Get oot o it toot sweet or Aggie 'll nag ye. Wee gannet ye canny be slackin - get crackin! The jeely 'll heal ye c'moan yer no goany be bonny 'f yer scrawny an wasted an pasty. Sae Jesus tae please us nae pukin ma Chookie