Agnes shows her caring side
Aye aye Ah ken it's Hogmanay an whit's a man supposty dae 'f thur's naebody at hame? But Wullie man ye've hud a skin. D'ye want the fuzz tae tak ye in? It's jist no worth it son. It's no as if ye'll bring her back by gettin stocious. Best tae jack it in an shoot the craw while ye're still staunin like. Thur's nae wey Ah cud serve ye onywey, no in yer present state. A poke o chups wud dae ye mair guid than anither pint o beer. The shoap's jist roon the coarner. An see 'f she ever draps by here ma name's no Aggie 'f Ah don't gie 'er whit fur fur fleein awa. Ach dinna worry, Ah'll no hurt her. An efter aa it wad be murder huvin tae live wi you. Ah canny blether ony mair, so gaun yersel an mind the sterr an Wullie - Happy New Year!