Agnes deprecates constabulary incompetence
Ah seen it wi ma ain eyes Maggie hen - They wisny proper polis, they wis berrs. OK the guy wis stocious like, ah ken, an ferr enough he hurled a coupla cherrs but me an you'd huv handled him wursels thur wisny ony need tae fetch the fuzz Ah mean tae say - a bampot oan the Bells jist breid an bu'ur tae the likes o uz an jeez it's Se'urday nis team's goat bate nis wife's in hoaspital nis wean's in jile ne's no bin warkin noo since ninety eight - ach weel, he took the big wan oot in style! Thu'll dae 'im but, fur causin an affray. Ah'm gled he goat the big wan onywey.