Agnes is unimpressed with canvassers
"We're from the Yes campaign..." Fine. Ah'm fae Govan. Whit can Ah get ye? Tennents or a heavy? Ah'd hoped mibbe ye'd come ti mend the oven. Ye canny hing in here wi'oot a bevvy. "We'd like to put our poster..." in ma windae? Fine, if ye wash them first. Ah'll gie ye a shammy n a pail o watter. See 'f ye get stuck intae the job, it's hauf an oor, the same as Sammy. Mind Sammy disnae get inti the coarners. He's lazy like. These days ti get a real joab done, ye've got ti gie it ti the foar'ners... "Sorry to interrupt, but can't you feel the Dawn of Independence drawing near?" See here son, Ah've been free this fifty year!