Agnes contrasts Scotland's major cities
Ah huvny been fur yonks, since Jessie threw in Sam that wis a piper in the Argylls an used tae get us intae the Tattoo an that wis grand 'cept it wis bliddy miles fae Waverley an up hill aa the wey. They huvny goat the Undergound like us - well even London has, ah mean tae say, some capital if ye've goat tae go by bus. An see the shoaps, thur stappit fu o tat fur yanks an sassenachs tae waste thur cash wi tartan this an tartan bliddy that - Ah'd gie them bliddy tartan. Goaty dash Ah'm late. Ach Embro's fine, but aa the same it's mibbe no as dacent-like as hame.