Agnes pontificates on the 2000 US Presidential Election
C'moan, jist luk at them - thur baith as bad as each ither. Wan's his faither in disguise cept fur his auld man wisny near as glaikit. The ither wan's as smarmy as get oot. Ye'd think wi hauf a bullion bliddy yanks ti choose between - ach, but it disny matter, it's no as if they even dae a loat thae presidents, no luk the queen. Ah mean, at least she opens things and gets her mug oan aa the stamps an that. Then when she's deid her muckle sumph taks ower wi nae hoo-hah, nae bits o paper danglin fae wan coarnur. Me? Ah wiz fine wi Bill. Weel fur a stert thon grin sends herry wurrums roon ma hert.