Agnes doesn't care for pretentious types
Ye see them in Byres Road sniffin thur beer luk lord an lady muck wi fancy wine. Caa thursels Camra, Ah've anither name fur fowk that try'n mak something whit it's no. Oh Ah've hud proaper wine, no yer L. D. Ah wis in Benidorm in eighty two. This wee Spanish chancer tuk a shine 'n tried tae get us plestered oan the rid - Pair wee sowell, Ah hud tae help him hame. Me n'is mammy goat him tae his bed an hit the toon. Wee daurlin! he wis nice an said the things a lassie likes tae hear Bult luk a whuppet tae, nae erse at aa couldny hump a barrel. 'S up wi you?